Friday, October 16, 2009

Guest Post from 'Safe School Czar' Kevin Jennings


Yoo hoo!!! It's your most fierce 'Safe School Czar' filling in for B & G for a few minutes. I appreciate her giving me a forum to clear a few things up. I've cleared a few things up over the past couple of weeks (thanks doc!), but you intolerant homophobes don't seem to be getting my message.

It's been reported that I overlooked the perceived sexual abuse of a former student of mine. This couldn't be further from the truth. I didn't overlook it; I encouraged it. As long as that yummy little hottie used a condom, what's the problem? It's not like he was innocent in the whole incident. I mean, when you look that scrumptious, how can you NOT bear partial responsibility for older men getting a boner? The only problem I had with the whole affair is that the little minx didn't let me show him the ropes.

Now, I'd like to address (or undress) the topic of Harry Hay. I soooo admired that man!!! Not only for his advocacy of gay rights, but the man knew how to work a mini skirt. DAMN!! Is it hot in here?? Yeah, I know he supported NAMBLA, but as 'Safe School Czar', I believe you can't start education too early. My motto? "When the wrapper comes off the backside, they're old enough to learn about the wrapper in the front."

Being a part of this administration, I've come to realize a few things. First, Rahm Emanuel is HOT! I get the Chris Matthews tingly feeling down my leg when I see him. Ooooohhh!!!

Second, people seem to think that Michelle is such the stylista. WRONG!!! That beotch couldn't match an outfit to save her big fat ass. And believe me...I know asses. I have transvestite friends who look more feminine than she does. Not a nice person either. I've seen her start running her mouth at that dreamy president we have, and I couldn't help but cry. Someone that great doesn't deserve to be treated like that. If it was me, I'd show him nothing but luuuuuv. Good Obama, I'd love to scratch her eyes out!

Well, it's time for me to wrap this up. I'm meeting Bawney tonight at Fire Island Pines. We're gonna watch the sunset next to a fire on the beach while we just hold each other. Who knows where that will lead to. I just hope I don't get sand in my ass.

Toodles!!!
Kev (aka Cassandra)

20 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

sick world we live in!..Have a super weekend my friend!!:)

The Keeper Of Odd Knowledge (KOOK) said...

LOL...good one

blackandgoldfan said...

Angel: Yes it most certainly is. You have a great weekend also, hon!

blackandgoldfan said...

Thanks, KOOK! I've been in a snarky mood today.

William said...

I heard about this creep Jennings this morning, while switching the station to listen to Rush. Jennings was featured on a religious station, with "Focus on the Family" founder, James Dobson.

Normally I don't stop at ths particular station for a listen, but it caught my attention, as the frequency is just before KPNW, where my morning often starts with Mr. Limbaugh. Dobson actually managed to capture about ten or fifteen miniutes of my time.

Keep up the great blogging, Denise!

Will

blackandgoldfan said...

Will: Thanks, buddy. I'm still a blogger infant at 4 months, so I've got a lot to learn.

Jennings is a nutjob. Click on my "Kevin Jennings" label. I've posted about him before. Not only about his radical views, but how he admired Harry Hay, a big NAMBLA supporter.

Amusing Bunni said...

This was hilarious.....but I'm a bit concerned how you channelled him SO PERFECTLY.... ha ha ha.
I'm sure that's what he would say...."I know asses"....funny stuff. He's working for the biggest asshat, and biggest ass (the chewbaccha) on earth.

blackandgoldfan said...

Bunni: It's a gift. lol

Dr. Dave said...

Is he going to be Obama's luv scandal?

blackandgoldfan said...

Maybe, Dr. Dave. If BHO will let Putin and all the other lefties stick it in...

j summ said...

this guy better watch his own ass, if nancy pelosi catches him checking out mr. lincoln II, he'll be the one with the scratched out eyes.

blackandgoldfan said...

jsumm: I know a lot of men get turned on by seeing two women fight, but I really don't think this kind of bitch fight counts.

cmblake6 said...

Does detestation count as "hate crime"? I would say "bugger him", but that would not work.

Ron Russell said...

Yea, I just posted on the freak today. What a crowd Barack has surrounded himself with. Socialist, commies, and freaks.

blackandgoldfan said...

cmblake: You'd have to ask Eric Holder. He's become the final authority on what constitutes a "hate crime."

blackandgoldfan said...

Ron: I truly believe he has surrounded himself with people whose ideology he shares. And yes, they're everything you said.

Birds of a feather...

Click on my "Kevin Jennings" label in the sidebar to see other stuff (serious, not snarky) I've written on him. He has no business being in charge of a 7-11 let alone shaping school policies.

Soloman said...

Oh my... just the fact that you used the word 'boner' makes this an instant classic.

Great piece (can I say that?)!!

blackandgoldfan said...

Soloman: "Boner" is such an underrated word. Keeps the flow of the sentence going. And yes, you can say that.

Steve: The Lightning Man said...

Snark makes the world go 'round!

And I'm one of the snarkiest snarkers around! Ha!

Great post

blackandgoldfan said...

Thanks, Steve! That's why I feel so comfortable with my blogger peeps!