Saturday, October 10, 2009

What's Next?


In light of yesterday's announcement of the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize (h/t to bunni for that phrase!) going to Dear Leader, here are a few predictions I have for other awards.
  • Janet Reno wins the next cycle of "America's Next Top Model"
  • Perez Hilton wins the next season of "Survivor"
  • Roseanne Barr wins a Grammy for her rendition of the national anthem
  • Ahmadinejad wins the next Albert Schweitzer Humanitarian Award
  • Hillary Clinton wins "Playmate of the Year" in 2010
  • Michael Moore wins the next Mr. Universe competition
  • Janeane Garofolo wins the Miss America pageant
  • Chucky Schumer wins the NRA's top honor
  • Nancy Pelosi is beatified by the Pope
  • Kim Jong Il receives "Person of the Year" from the National Press Corps
  • Sheila Jackson Lee gets the highest award possible from the Ku Klux Klan
  • Ted Kennedy gets a posthumous gold medal in swimming from the IOC
  • I win the next Hooters Wet-T-Shirt contest
Hey! If BHO can get the NPP, this stuff COULD happen!

Add your own suggestions in the comments! Have fun, kids.

11 comments:

Teresa said...

I loved your humorously sarcastic Post!!
I love this one:Sheila Jackson Lee gets the highest award possible from the Ku Klux.
How about Barney Frank win the manly man award, or the Miss America pageant?

blackandgoldfan said...

Thanks, Teresa! I actually thought about giving Bawney Fwank the "Person of the Year" award from the Mormon Church, but I thought that a little tasteless. lol Loved yours, though!

Bungalow Bill said...

Great post. Would you send me pictures of the Hooter's contest :P

blackandgoldfan said...

Only for you, BB. Mine will not be among them. I respect your eyesight too much.

Dr. Dave said...

Wonderful stuff, B&G...and, yes, we do think entirely too much...we think RIGHT.

blackandgoldfan said...

Dr. Dave: Thanks. I get my snark from the twin brother I was never told I had. :-)

Maybe it's a 'burgh thing.

Amusing Bunni said...

This is brilliant & Inspired, B & G Fan!
Thank you for the hat tip, much appreciated.

Let me think on the fly here: Moobacha wins the Emily Post Award for etiquette and the World Fashion Designers Award for best dressed chimp in the universe (it's early)!

Amusing Bunni said...

Also, I linked my inspired phrase over to this wonderful post! I love your snark!

blackandgoldfan said...

BUNNI!!! LMAO! I love your additions.

You're very welcome for the link and h/t. What are BOFs for?

Soloman said...

Great post.. I'm thinking about awards I'd like to see, I'll get back to you.

In the mean time - I like the no-Nike symbol on your sidebar.. what's your reason? Just curious.

And did you know New Balance is made in the USA?

My favorite new athletic wear...

blackandgoldfan said...

Hey Soloman! From my understanding, Nike has quit the U.S. Chamber of Commerce because the COC opposes Waxman/Markey cap-and-trade. That says a lot for how the higher ups at Nike view the world. For me personally, being that Nike just signed Michael Make-Me-Sick-Vick, that's all the reason I need! I never was crazy about their shoes. I was a Pony gal in my younger years. I'll have to try NB. Thanks for the info!