In light of yesterday's announcement of the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize (h/t to bunni for that phrase!) going to Dear Leader, here are a few predictions I have for other awards.
- Janet Reno wins the next cycle of "America's Next Top Model"
- Perez Hilton wins the next season of "Survivor"
- Roseanne Barr wins a Grammy for her rendition of the national anthem
- Ahmadinejad wins the next Albert Schweitzer Humanitarian Award
- Hillary Clinton wins "Playmate of the Year" in 2010
- Michael Moore wins the next Mr. Universe competition
- Janeane Garofolo wins the Miss America pageant
- Chucky Schumer wins the NRA's top honor
- Nancy Pelosi is beatified by the Pope
- Kim Jong Il receives "Person of the Year" from the National Press Corps
- Sheila Jackson Lee gets the highest award possible from the Ku Klux Klan
- Ted Kennedy gets a posthumous gold medal in swimming from the IOC
- I win the next Hooters Wet-T-Shirt contest
Add your own suggestions in the comments! Have fun, kids.