Friday, November 13, 2009

WARNING: MATERIAL FOR ADULTS ONLY!!!

I don't know how I stumbled upon this, but I think we can all use a little distraction now and again. This grabbed my attention in a split-second.

As the Christmas season fast approaches, many men will be wondering what to get that special lady in their lives. This year, please forgo the obligatory jewelry and expensive gifts. Instead, may I suggest this wonderful product?

The USB vibrator

Super 10 function USB powered vibrator
This isn’t just a USB vibrator. This one includes 5 interchangable latex probes, has 10 unique preset pulse/vibrate rhythms, and features a self adjustable finger ring vibrating bullet.

Super 10 function USB Vibrator [condomcountry.com]

I've got four USB ports. I think I can unplug a printer or the keyboard. It's all about priorities.

8 comments:

Bungalow Bill said...

You wouldn't need one of those if ... :P

blackandgoldfan said...

You got it wrong, BB. I wouldn't need a husband if I had one of those! lol

Ran said...

I don't get it. Where do you attach the paint can?

blackandgoldfan said...

Ran: All you do is hold the paint can when using this product. The paint will get shaken perfectly. And, if used right, it'll be shaken perfectly more than once. :-D

Bungalow Bill said...

Wow, so that's what husbands are good for huh? I don't think my batteries last as long as that thing anymore. :)

It's been a long time since I have done an all nighter.

blackandgoldfan said...

BB: TMI, dude. lol

Howlsatmoon said...

That is down right naughty...or something. I can't even figure what most of the attachments do......

Gettin' old sucks.

On the Bright side....."My" 12 year old Steelers are playing in the Finals this weekend.

Yay #77...he's my Defensive end/Wollfie.

blackandgoldfan said...

Me either, Wolff. Can't say I wouldn't try to figure it out! ;)

Best of luck to little Wolfie! Tell him to go channel Jack Lambert!