Tuesday, June 16, 2009

And Now...A Word from Our Resident KOOK

I caught this today at KOOK's Manifesto (Tinfoil hat not required). Destined to become a classic!

The Peep's Cube on Lecherman


TOP 10 NEW SLOGANS FOR DAVE AND CBS:
10. Anything Goes Here As Long As It's Not About A Liberal
9. Obama Jokes...Never Did 'Em, Never Will!
8. Bring On The Innocent Underage Daughters Of People We're Trying To Demonize
7. Bush. Too Stupid To Think Up The Really Cool Child-Rape Jokes
6. Remembering Comedy's Prime Directive: To Support Democrats
5. Biden? No, We Can't Think Of Anything Funny About Biden.
4. Why Are We Still Doing Palin Jokes? Because We're "Edgy!"
3. All this and Dan Rather, too!
2. Why The Obsession With The Super Hot Alaska Governor? Have You SEEN Mrs. Letterman?
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And the number one new slogan for Dave and CBS:
1. Sure Our Ratings Are Tanking, But We've Still Got Our Dignity!
- The People's Cube

The Conservative Dominion: The Peep's Cube on Lecherman

4 comments:

Bungalow Bill said...

I like this list.

blackandgoldfan said...

I thought it was pretty cool! Goes to show just how far between the sheets the media are with Dear Leader.

Left Coast Rebel said...

That is awesome, pathetically true and awesome

blackandgoldfan said...

LCR -- I loved that post. We know CBS has been biased for a while (remember the concocted Bush papers?), but this just seals the deal. I figure if Leno could allow the President to knock the mentally challenged, then Letterman must've thought he was safe.