TOP 10 NEW SLOGANS FOR DAVE AND CBS:
10. Anything Goes Here As Long As It's Not About A Liberal
9. Obama Jokes...Never Did 'Em, Never Will!
8. Bring On The Innocent Underage Daughters Of People We're Trying To Demonize
7. Bush. Too Stupid To Think Up The Really Cool Child-Rape Jokes
6. Remembering Comedy's Prime Directive: To Support Democrats
5. Biden? No, We Can't Think Of Anything Funny About Biden.
4. Why Are We Still Doing Palin Jokes? Because We're "Edgy!"
3. All this and Dan Rather, too!
2. Why The Obsession With The Super Hot Alaska Governor? Have You SEEN Mrs. Letterman?
And the number one new slogan for Dave and CBS:
1. Sure Our Ratings Are Tanking, But We've Still Got Our Dignity!
- The People's Cube
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I caught this today at KOOK's Manifesto (Tinfoil hat not required). Destined to become a classic!