Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I Want My NEA Grant!!!

Since the NEA grants seem to be given out to those "artists" who use Obama's picture or images of his agenda in their work, I submit my own picture of Dear Leader in application for a grant.

Now gimme my damned money!!!

18 comments:

The Keeper Of Odd Knowledge (KOOK) said...

*gag* sweetie...that is gross. *shiver*

Bungalow Bill said...

You should smear it on Obama's face. The NEA loves art that features bodily fluids on a messiah.

Andrew33 said...

How much Pepto did you have to drink to make that one? That turd is as big as Obama's inflated head.

blackandgoldfan said...

KOOK: Sorry. But I want my free gummint money, dammit!

blackandgoldfan said...

BB: My last name is not Mapplethorpe. Also, I wouldn't want to dirty the poo by letting it touch his face.

blackandgoldfan said...

Andrew: Not mine, pal. Just yanked it off of google after a search of "poop in toilet". I'd say whoever did make that hadn't gone for a few days.

Soloman said...

Mr. Hankey, and it's not even Christmas yet!

blackandgoldfan said...

Soloman: I was going to use a pic of Mr. Hankey, but I didn't want to disrespect our favorite Christmas poo like that.

Amusing Bunni said...

That is hilarious! I didn't even think of Mr. Hankie, until now, we can't defile the Christmas Poo!
Ha ha ha. I needed a good laugh.

I thought at first you found obuggers baby pic.
Well anyway, let's not insult crap anymore. It has it's uses, like fertilizer and stuff. Obummer is useless.

blackandgoldfan said...

Bunni: I don't think they had cameras in Kenya when BHO was born.

Teresa said...

ooh, gross, and disgusting. Your right. Obama is a load of crap.

Maybe sending him loads of crap would be a good idea?

blackandgoldfan said...

Teresa: Dear Leader already gets his daily poo allowances from the veggies in Mobama's garden.

Conservative Scalawag said...

You are doing it wrong. It needs to be done on a picture of Jesus or something to get a NEA grant.

blackandgoldfan said...

Con Scal: Thanks for the tip. I guess I don't qualify under those guidelines.

How about if I make a sculpture of a posterior orifice with the Obama logo implanted in it? I mean the left would see that as desecration, and my gummint check would be on the way!

Amusing Bunni said...

Hee hee, more good stuff!
Hey I fixed the doggie pics post as good as I could!
Have a look now! Woof Woof, Bunni Huggs.

And, I know my doggies didn't leave that poo, it looks too much like jug ears.

blackandgoldfan said...

BOF: I'll be over shortly. Working on post for tomorrow morning.

Dr. Dave said...

Okay...I had a few minutes to stop by...and...my goodness...even I couldn't come up with something so...disturbing.

blackandgoldfan said...

Dr. Dave: Don't sell yourself short. You most certainly could be that disturbing if you really try! :-)