Us vs. Them

I saw this great post yesterday over at Right Guy's site. Stop over and take some time to read his stuff. It's worth it.

The Difference Between Us and Them

If a conservative doesn't like guns - they don't buy one.

If a liberal doesn’t like guns - then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian - they don’t eat meat.

If a liberal is - they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat - he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual - they try to not force it on others.

If a liberal is homosexual - they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a minority is conservative - they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out - he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host - he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer - he doesn’t go to church.

A liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care - he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.