Since I started blogging in June, I've met a lot of very wonderful people whom I have come to admire, respect, and call "friend". I thank God every day for all yinz.
My Christmas wish list is a list of what I would love to give each of my closest blogger friends for Christmas if money was no object. I know all of these people have not been naughty all year (Except maybe in private), so my dream gifts for them would be well-deserved. These gifts would also be on top of getting them whatever was necessary to help them should they need it.
If only I had Bill Gates's money...
- Amusing Bunni -- A new, high-paying job and a ranch somewhere with a state-of-the-art training center for the squirrel troops. The ranch would be armed with the latest security to keep Bunni and troops safe. Gotta protect our patriots.
- Bungalow Bill -- John Lennon's apartment at the Dakota and a lifetime worth of music lessons from Sir Paul. In the event of Sir Paul's passing, the duties will be taken over by the musicians of BB's choice.
- Left Coast Rebel and Odie -- The property of their choice in a state other than California. They really need to get outta there. Odie also gets a backrub from the Swedish Bikini Team.
- Right Guy -- A getaway home and a lifetime nanny for him and Mrs. RG. Having five kids, they need it. College funds for the kids would also be in order.
- Teresa -- Ten years worth of Steeler season tickets. Hell, I'd buy her a lifetime sideline pass. Forget the tickets.
- Ran -- The opportunity to apply swift justice on KSM and posse to avenge 9/11. Then I'd make him Homeland Security Secretary...permanently.
- Soloman -- Lifetime private boxes at Heinz Field for all Steeler games....and a Broncos jersey. No, Soloman, you may not wear the jersey in your private box. If you do, you will be escorted down to the field to have a little "talk" with James Harrison.
- Andrew from KOOK's Manifesto -- A mate for Kee.
- KOOK -- A NORAD-style bunker to keep the black helicopters from picking him up. Not that he's paranoid...
- Eric -- Permanent postition as Sarah Palin's press secretary and media advisor. Of course, I don't know how he and the missus would enjoy moving from Houston to Alaska...
- Snarky Basterd -- The opportunity to be a permanent member of the White House Press Corps under Obama. When Obama leaves office, SB will have his travel expenses covered so as to be able to dog Obama forever.
Hope everyone is having a great pre-Christmas season so far!!!
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Since you apparently have hacked into Bill Gate's bank account, please let Santa know that I need a few more exterior GFI outlets on my house for my Christmas lights this year. Our neighborhood Christmas light contest is getting out of control, and despite being able to see my house from the moon, the winner's house will very likely be visible from Mars.
LOL. I will, Fredd. In fact, I'll make sure your house can be seen from the outer rings of Saturn. And they won't be those stupid green-energy bulbs. Massive amounts of tungsten filament will be required. You can send Al Gore your electric bill after the holidays.
A Nissan GTR (manual transmission version only sold in Japan) and a pet Serval Lynx to be a playmate to my pet leopard. That's only about $100,000. Not too much to ask for, right?
Not at all, Andrew. I forgot about your passion for cars. I'd even pay to fly you to Tokyo to personally pick it out. :-D
Please Santa Blackandgold, somewhere on the East Coast, ****wink, wink, VA?*****
Honored... mean that sincerely, BGF.
Heh... first thing I'd do is recommend to Congress to de-fund Homeland Spendzilla and give everyone a tax refund on all 2A related spending, including membership in the NRA.
De-fund the freackin' EPA, too, while we're at it.
Ahhhhhh, Denise, This is such a nice surprise to come home to just now. I escaped early today...hee hee.
That is the perfect gift. You know I NEED the lst thing ASAP! One of the blogger funny guys, Freak Smack, said I was worth $10,000 an hour (now get your mind out of the gutter, so mine can float by) ha hah....But Seriously, If I found a job that paid that, I'd buy a perfect big secluded ranch with all the amenities, and a pool!
The squirrels, plus assorted doggies and kitties would have special town houses too! And, I'd build a special wing so you and your family can visit anytime! (Plus, my other great blogging pals can drop in).
Thanks for Thinking of Me! I would buy you the winning Lotto Ticket for the Super Duper Mega,,,, like 30 Million or something....that would take care of everyones needs. PS: I love the Christmas Kitty Pic, you've probably noticed I've been using lot's of LOL kitties for my posts lately.
God Bless and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Your # 1 Friend, Bunni
Yes, gotta have that tungsten filament in every bulb, or it just wouldn't be Christmas.
To get me to cozy up to that new green stuff, it would be like asking a Muslim to hang strips of bacon* on his Ramadan tree.
*extra thick sliced, not that thin, girly bacon.
LCR: Beach or mountains?
Ran: That's why you'd get the job, pal. And should you decide on something else, Sheriff Joe Arpaio gets it.
Bunni: I knew you'd enjoy, hon. Merry Christmas back at ya, sweetie!!!
Fredd: YUM. Thin bacon sucks. Thick and crisp, dude.
Oh THANK YOU Fan !!!!
I'd have to go to Tokyo and drive the car 3000 miles, then I could have it shipped to the U.S paying a very hefty import fee. Or I could get shipped from Japan through Canada via a "grey market" exotic car dealer. I would not want right hand drive, so the Canadian way would be easier. I am seriously considering getting a serval or caracal lynx as a playmate for Kee. We all need a cat the size of a golden retriever, right?
Odie: I have to tell you that if the Swedish Bikini Team isn't available, I promised the gig to Pelosi. lol
Andrew: Whatever works for you, pal. And Kee really does need a playmate!
@ Blackandgold - Either will do, how about both? LOL
I am trying desperately to figure out the private box @ Heinz field (because you know I'll never convert), other than you obviously know you'd benefit from the fact that I'm a Broncos fan and I live in Arizona!!!
Other than that.. thanks for keeping me at the top of your list, I'll take an old school jersey autographed by Elway, if you please!
And for you, in return, of course - you know my gift to you therefore must be a lifetime private box at University of Phoenix Stadium, and I'll even throw in a Steelers jersey!
ROTFLMAO!!
LCR: You got it, buddy!
Soloman: Never say never, pal. Stranger things have happened. Who woulda thunk we'd lose to Cincy twice, KC, Chicago, Oakland, and Cleveland this season? It's mind-boggling.
Make my jersey an autographed Jack Lambert one, thank you.
As for the private box, I guess I WOULD need a place appropriate for napping... LOL
@Tim: Virginia?
@B&G:I have property in Maine I inherited, may be I would build it there, or not. I haven't been there since 1995. How about Ipswitch or Gloucester?
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