Friday, January 22, 2010

Scott Brown's To Do List

As a newcomer to the Senate, Scott Brown seems like he could be a fun-loving guy. Handsome, witty, and still young, he could be a breath of fresh air to some of the stodgy old farts who now occupy seats in Congress.

That being said, here is a list of things I would like to see Scott Brown do while roaming the halls of the Capitol building.
  1. Tell Harry Reid to "Shove it!"
  2. Print a newspaper with a fake headline that reads "Botox Banned" and send it to Nancy Pelosi. Take pictures of her meltdown.
  3. Walk by the office of Maxine Waters while singing "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
  4. Wear fake buck teeth and thick glasses while sitting in Al Franken's seat
  5. Give Chuck Schumer a lifetime membership in the NRA
  6. Ask Robert Byrd to attend a 50-cent concert
  7. Call Barbara Boxer "ma'am"
  8. Tell Arlen Specter to "act like a gentleman"
  9. Hack John Kerry's stock account, dump stock in Heinz, and buy stock in Hunt's ketchup
  10. Call the IRS, pretend to be Charlie Rangel, and ask for an agent to come to the office to help with this year's taxes
Imagine how fun politics would be!!


jadedfellow said...


Fredd said...

11. On his way to work, 'accidentally' burn down Barney Frank's house.

Amusing Bunni said...

I know if you and Scott both weren't married,
you'd want to be on his "to do" list....bwwhahhhhaaaa
Happy Friday, BOF.

blackandgoldfan said...

Thanks, jaded. This is the kind of stuff I'd be doing! ;)

blackandgoldfan said...

Fredd: How dare you suggest such a thing! Bawney would lose his entire Martha Stewart collection of house decorations! :-D

blackandgoldfan said...

Bunni: You know it, girl!!! All that meat and no potatoes....

Going to work tonight, but I hope your Friday's going great!!!


Soloman said...

I'd like to add a couple, if I may..

Approach Anthony Weiner, point at him and say in his best snarky voice "Weiner, Weiner, Weiner!"

Then, go back to Dingy Harry Reid and tell him, "Senator Reid - your election in Nevada is lost."

Anonymous said...

Damn you're good, Denise. You need your own calbe show!

Steve: The Lightning Man said...


blackandgoldfan said...

Soloman: I like those!

blackandgoldfan said...

William: *blushing*

blackandgoldfan said...

Steve: Is that an approval, dude? ;)